LDS Problems
Never make eye contact with the person that is choosing someone to say the prayer.
Best drinking fountains on Earth.
Why didn't the BYU football team do as good this year? Every time they gained ten yards, they had to give one back for tithing.
BYU Problems
New addition to the YSA hymnal- "If you like her then you should have put a ring on her"
Prayer always helps me find the right answers...except for on my finals
Just as school ends, wedding season begins...
With this many righteous kids you'd think we'd be blessed with good weather
Mormon Wonka
Oh, you're good at kissing? You must have the gift of tongues.
Oh, you pushed a handcart around for a few days? I'm sure you know exactly what the pioneers went through.
Oh, you put scripture verses as your Facebook status? You're definitely going to the celestial kingdom.
Oh, you're no longer a lip virgin? I'm sure your Bishop will need to hear about this.
Oh, you wear a bikini? You must have read the church dress code recently.
Mormon Girl Problems
You learned Spanish on your mission?! So, like, can you order for me at Cafe Rio?!
Is it sad I know people from my ward more from our Facebook group wall than in real life?
Someone needs to make a documentary of single Mormon girls and call it The Husband Games.
Elder Uchtdorf, if I married into your family I would NEVER be bitter!
Next month's Ensign should have an infographic showing contact information for the missionaries in the
Does Elder Uchtdorf have any sons? AND do they have the same accent as their father? If so, can I marry one of them?
I love sister missionaries (because they're in the field, they're not part of my husband hunting competition)!!!!
Enjoy! :)
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